The perfect combination of cheesy, pretentious and quasi-intellectualTumblr (3.0; @thewarpig)http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/27451956337/am-i-top-or-bottom-i-whispered-as-we-started-a">consultingbabes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“am I top or bottom”</em> I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart</p> </blockquote>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39959671764http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39959671764Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:41:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vgluBKWQ1qcwhbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39958375605http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39958375605Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:26:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6j4z6Sqz91qk5ax7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39958046603http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39958046603Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:22:48 -0500“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.”<br/><br/> - <em>Evelyn Waugh (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://felicefawn.tumblr.com/">felicefawn</a>)</em>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39921319824http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/39921319824Mon, 07 Jan 2013 05:29:21 -0500<a href="http://fuckinghomepage.com/post/32862303078/october-4-2012">LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/32877717740/life-pro-tip-of-the-fucking-day">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s better to be alone than in shitty company.</p> </blockquote>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/32888296467http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/32888296467Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:13:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jtbygYd61qd0tpko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30726251467http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30726251467Sun, 02 Sep 2012 10:46:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h9jczMxC1qb8vpuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30713924885http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30713924885Sun, 02 Sep 2012 03:48:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9df77FMZY1qb8vpuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30654500011http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30654500011Sat, 01 Sep 2012 10:37:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9htycOXzT1qd48zdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9htycOXzT1qd48zdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9htycOXzT1qd48zdo5_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orsons.tumblr.com/post/30435056234/happy-birthday-ingrid-bergman-august-29-1915">orsons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>HAPPY BIRTHDAY INGRID BERGMAN!</strong><br/> August 29, 1915 — August 29, 1982</small></p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>“Film as dream, film as music. No art passes our conscience in the way film does, and goes directly to our feelings, deep down into the dark rooms of our souls.”</small></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30462333140http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30462333140Wed, 29 Aug 2012 13:46:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ilghpo8l1qdwl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30390246780http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30390246780Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:59:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86p95A5Pj1qdslyro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30322886553http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30322886553Mon, 27 Aug 2012 13:02:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m343itZsDa1qafcveo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m343itZsDa1qafcveo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m343itZsDa1qafcveo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m343itZsDa1qafcveo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30037501653http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/30037501653Thu, 23 Aug 2012 11:40:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv19xHe5X1r7v3wzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29977552391http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29977552391Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:41:09 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a9Oun_CH35A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29975495743http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29975495743Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:01:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m948nkxN951qd0tpko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29915015415http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29915015415Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:16:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ox4hpp431qcmo9qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29913769504http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29913769504Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:55:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zhfsywD41qdojzho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29565013041http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/29565013041Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:02:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8183t5G1X1r58omeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/28760343086http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/28760343086Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:20:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iak4Sr4A1qaw6vuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/27145230170http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/27145230170Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:47:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6drehuZ7i1qg8ajio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/27007195722http://thewarpig.tumblr.com/post/27007195722Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:45:10 -0400